Col. Canker Canison, Yellowjacket

 

Col. Canker Canison is the commanding officer of the 315th (Dr. Steel's Own Robot Monkeys), as well as the 1890th (His Pedagogical Lovecraftians). He is the TSU's Ambassador to Canada, a TSU mod, a rep and admin for The Voice of the Toy Soldiers (VOTTS) and a fun-loving propagandist.

He loves chicken wings, nachos, cheesecake and Coca-Cola.

BIOGRAPHY: First and foremost, I AM GEEK!

I am also the Dire-Moose.

Besides that, I am a Browncoat, a Sky Pirate, a Jedi gunslinger, a steamtrooper, a medieval squire and more.

 RE-BIRTHDAY: Feb 7

ACTIVITIES: Spreading the propaganda of Dr. Steel, operating a small screen printing shop with Sgt2x2, being silly, geekery, SCA, Browncoating, RPGs, reading (mostly fantasy), drawing, home renovations, collecting randam and various shite (Coke stuff, strange pictures, etc), running and being a member of various fan groups.

ASSIGNATIONS: Guardian #4815162342 Canker Canison (TTSS)

DIVISIONS: 315, 1890, 128, 1221, 1605, 9139, 35+

SPEC OPS: TFP, SLASHER, PACK, FDC, TTSS, HATS, GAME, CA, DSTEAM, WRITE, ARR, UPMC, CD, PAPER, PPB, TK, PDF, FILM
"Faster than a speeding internet!
More powerful than a canadian bear!
Able to leap the CN Tower in a single photo!

It's Yellow Jacket Canker!"
- Rev Geoff		 "Canker Canison... able to rip entire threads from their foundations and re-attach them with ease.

And he doesn't even use duct-tape."
- A S, the Backward Hand		 "Ia Ia Canker Fthagn! That which can eternal lie from strange threads that even logic may cry in his house in Tornoto Bored Canker waits dreaming."
- Carl von Richtoven
"Weird AND awesome!"
- Toy MiniMoose		 "The insanely awesome ideas that spew pure awesomeness on the faces of everyone that's near. Like a hot juicy genius bath of sweet succulent awesomisity!!!"
- Tobio		 "Canker: Wrecking hopes and dreams since 1976."
- Constable Kaigun


 

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